These are genuine answers from 16 year olds. Not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
More knowledge…
• # When you breath, you inspire. When you don’t breath, you expire.
• # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
• A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
• When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
• For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
• The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
• To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
• Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
• To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
• Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
• Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
• Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
• H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
• Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
• Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
• Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
• For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
• Blood flows down one leg and up the other
gotta love that snarky 16 yr old humor
ReplyDelete